Trump will not win a Nobel Peace Prize
The pretend anti-war President is cautiously optimistic that he’s finally going to win Obama’s prize.
The thing that the village idiot Donald Trump covets most is the Nobel Peace Prize. He’s wanted it forever. Yet, for some unexplained reason they keep choosing other people. This time around, although cautiously optimistic, he thinks he might get it.
This year his supporters seem certain that the bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities will make him stand out above all other contenders. Finally, President Donald John Trump will be acknowledged for his greatest personal sacrifices, his selfless contributions to world peace.
Or, Trump will not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe they don’t give those things out for dropping 30,000 pound bombs on people.
Why does he want it?
It’s impossible to know exactly what’s going on in Donald’s warped mind. Still, his obsession with the award is well documented. I think that he wants to receive the Nobel Peace Prize because Obama won it.
Donald is a petulant, adult-child. A self-victimized racist at heart, he hates the fact that a black man sat in the Oval Office. In 2012 Trump did his level best to invalidate Obama’s citizenship and legitimacy to be President.
How could they possibly have given the Nobel Peace Prize to a black man and not to and not to an old, underserving white man? Donald Trump Jr.’s recent post on X encapsulates his dad’s thinking on the matter.
Why did Obama win the Peace Prize?
According to the Nobel Prize website Obama “inspires hope for a better future.” The President made “extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” the committee said. Obama was praised for speaking about and acting on a “vision of a world free from nuclear weapons.”
“As President, he called for a new start to relations between the Muslim world and the West based on common interests and mutual understanding and respect. In accordance with a promise he made during his election campaign, he set in motion a plan for the withdrawal of U.S. occupying forces from Iraq.”
The committee believed that Obama was an advocate for democracy, human rights and climate change mitigation.
Why won’t Trump win?
First, he’s a racist, bigoted, mysognist asshole. He also a convicted felon. Furthermore, a civil court determined that he’s a rapist. He’s currently on the hook to pay millions of dollars to one of his victims.
Criminally inspired, pretend, alpha-male toxicity is rewarded in MAGA’s alternate reality. It’s not quite as favorable in Nobel Peace Prize social circles.
Secondly, Trump is the anthesis of a peace maker. He told his followers to beat the shit out protestors at 2016 campaign rallies. He offered to pay their legal bills. He banned Muslims from the United States, twice (2017 & 2025). He pulled the nation out of the Paris Climate agreement twice (2017 & 2025). He nixed the only nuclear weapons agreement with Iran that nation has ever had (2017). He separated babies and toddlers from their mothers at the Southern border (2018). He tried to shake down the President of Ukraine with a quid pro quo; weapons in exchange for dirt on his chief political opponent (2019). He lead up a conspiracy to overturn his 2020 election loss and then instigated a violent insurrection on January 6, 2021. He initiated a policy of violent, domestic kidnapping and deportation (2025) and sent hundreds of migrants to foreign concentration camps (2025).
Oh, and least I forget, the peacemaker said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and he wouldn’t lose any voters (2016).
Also, he’s done nothing
Donald Trump is used to getting rewarded for doing nothing. He’s, by far, the laziest shlub to ever squat in the White House. According to Trump Golf Track, so far, he’s spent just under 25% of his second Presidency on vacation. He spends the rest of his time watching Fox News, shit-posting on Truth Social and flying around the world cosplaying a US President.
In a Truth Social post the imbecile listed his alleged qualifications for the Nobel Peace Prize, “I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between India and Pakistan, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for stopping the War between Serbia and Kosovo, I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for keeping Peace between Egypt and Ethiopia (A massive Ethiopian built dam, stupidly financed by the United States of America, substantially reduces the water flowing into The Nile River). And I won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for doing the Abraham Accords in the Middle East which, if all goes well, will be loaded to the brim with additional Countries signing on, and will unify the Middle East for the first time in ‘The Ages!”
Trump nearly fucked up the ceasefire between Pakistan and India, a carefully negotiated agreement that the US had nothing to do with. Unable to control himself, and unbeknown to the warring factions, he posted uninformed details of cessation of hostilities. The ceasefire was broken within hours of Trump’s screw up. Thankfully, both countries continued talking and de-escalated.
Trump never stopped a war between Serbia and Kosovo. They weren’t fighting. His administration mediated economic normalization, The Washington Agreements.
Trump nearly started a war between Ethiopia and Egypt in 2020. He said that Egypt would blow up Ethiopia’s massive dam. Insulting both countries he said, Egypt “will end up blowing up the dam. . . . they’ll blow up that dam. And they have to do something.. . . They should have stopped it long before it was started.”
The Abraham Accords have normalized relations between Israel, the UAE, Bahrain, Sudan and Morocco. All of that is good. Trump gets credit for that. The real “get” for the diplomatic effort would have been Saudi Arabia. Israel screwed that up by committing genocide in Gaza. Trump subsequently declared Israel should remove all the citizens from Gaza. He wants the empty strip of land for himself. He intends to build exclusive beach front property. No other countries are joining the Abraham Accords anytime soon.
In summary. Trump is a destructive nutcase who won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.